CAUSE THAT'S HOW I ROLL

This is about nothing in particular. I think my life is pretty normal, pretty easy. There are things in it that make me smile like no other though. I always wonder what people think about Christian and I. I don't think we're like most ordinary couples.... if there is such a thing. But when I compare us to his siblings who are married... we are very different from them. For example.... the BANTER. We are constantly trying to one up each other. I remember when we were dating and I thought Christian's jokes were always so corny. But the longer he's been married to me, the funnier he's gotten. I don't take responsibility for this... ok maybe a little of it.

WARNING: MAY BE INAPPROPRIATE FOR SOME READERS :)

The other day Christian came home from work and went to the grocery store with Kalea after dinner. When he got home he put away the food and was about to go to bed. I asked him to put the dishes away before he went to bed. Here's what I got:

Christian: I mean, it's not like I've been home all day!

Kristy: I know, but it'd be nice if you'd help me with the house work every once in awhile.

Christian: That's fine, but it's the WAY you ask me, it's your tone.

Kristy: Well, I apologize for my tone.

Christian: I don't accept if it doesn't include sex.

Kristy: Good, cause I didn't mean it anyway!

( I THINK I WON THAT ROUND)

HERE'S ROUND 2:

Christian: Hey, do you know where my Aquafresh Whitening Trays are?

Kristy: Ummm... probably in a landfill somewhere.

Christian: You threw them away?!

Kristy: Yeah, you haven't used them in like a YEAR! But you can use my Crest Whitestrips if you want to.

Christian: OH you mean the ones that you haven't used in like a year!

(touche) I think he won that round.

I've also discovered recently that I DO NOT like Cheerwine. It's been popping up around me lately, so I thought alright I'll try it. NASTY STUFF. It tastes like watered down Cherry Coke with a hint of Cough Syrup. I can't handle it. It's disgusting. You can have your Cheerwine.

Mia likes to tell me that I'm her bwest bwend. It's very sweet. She also tells me I'm a princess. When she's mad at me, she tells me that I AM NOT A PRINCESS. ouch!

Kalea likes to come up to me and say, "Mommy, I'm going to tell you the truth." And then she continues by tattling on her sister. I think she's trying to decipher the difference between a lie and a true statement.

I also love that Landen is incapable of smiling with opening up his mouth. It is so adorable. He reminds me of a muppet baby. I told Christian that and he said, "what's a muppet baby." I swear, you think he grew up in the stone age.

Lastly, I made my mom cry. Not a teenager slam a door in your face cry either. I made her proud.... and she cried. I invited a guy to church and bore my testimony to him. I think it hit her all at once that I'm not the same person that I used to be and she was very overwhelmed by that. Which made me feel good. I try really hard to be a good person now days. I want to be the kind of person that when my kids grow up they can say... MY MOM ROCKS!